kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

(Source: kiryuuyoshiya, via adore-castiel)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via that-chick-you-fell-for)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via benjaminskanklin)

"What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP."

(via running-in-a-storm)

(via your-kawaii-senpai)

serenade-her-in-the-morning:

thattallsummonerguy:

altair-al-astorah:

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

holy shit that’s horrific

I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..

It got better

(Source: sixpenceee, via your-kawaii-senpai)

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via keepmeafloat)

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

(Source: deadp0ol, via makingwarfakingart)

(Source: gloomiestprincess, via your-kawaii-senpai)

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

(via raggedy-smith)